6 Rules for Surviving Vienna

so good holy!

Rauschkind, schwindliches <3 wird in den Wortschatz assimiliert :)

I just had a stopover at the Vienna airport....one of the worst experiences I've had which is saying something when it comes to air travel. I was half expecting to be spanked or jailed or both. Makes the Balkans feel like Florida.

I live there for 6 month, this is so true

The more schaß happens in your day🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

bin gspannt wann das mal wer von de gspritzen aufschnappt XD

Es Heißt nicht umsonst:" rechts stehn links gehn..Achja und brav blau wählen..Danke 😊🇦🇹💙

Imagine finally arriving in what people called you the "most livable city in the world 🌍",
and you all see is grumpy faces like this 1:30

Leberkas! Österreich bestes land!

FUCK Vienna.

Its not a question about surviving vienna- its how we will survive you. Und jetzt Meister schaust dast‘ weiderkumst, pfitigot und verlauf di net, Wappler…

Mia Weana san ned unfreindlich, ees Oaschlecha! 🤬

brunz mich an. lange nicht mehr so viel gelacht

Servus i kum vom Niederösterreich und wohn do

As a Viennese...soooo true.

Was für a scheis drek is des i bin aus der Steimark aus Österreich(Austria) und des hat mir persönlich mer kuifen als ois andere

Im in viena but in romanplatz so yea im cooked bcz here are more kebap stands then pepole

As an austrian, this is 100% true.

As a Viennese, he is 100% Right 🙂‍↕

My boyfriend and me commented on a Video that was about escalators and I said:"In Austria we kick ppl from the escalator when they stand left" and he immediately went:"I was there-experienced it myself" 😂😂😂😂

Ich mag leberkassemmels

DAs hat wirklich Spaß gemacht, das Video anzuschauen. Herrlich, wie der Wiener Grant gezeichnet wurde 🙂

Subscribed 😂😂😂

Take these rules and apply them to London

"They need to learn manners", this quote is true for some people who travel. I recall visiting the Mercedes-Benz Museum in Stuttgart, and be blown away by people ignoring signs. Touching historic vehicles, just not respecting the museum, or the staff there. It was sad, and these were full fledge adults, kids I can kinda give them a pass, but adults. If your welcome to someones country, the least you can do is be polite and respectful.

As a Piefke from Munich, I must humbly admit that these rules apply to Minga as well, without the Schmäh of course.

Wow! I can't believe they named a city after an Owl City song. 😮😮😮🤯🤯🤯🤯

i was in vienna visiting family for the first time in 10 years and i can confirm this is accurate, and even if you go unprepared, you will learn these rules within 1-2 days

Danke hab den Lacher gebraucht 😂❤

Ich finde deine Videos so absolut geil 😂😂😂 bin froh, dass ich dich entdeckt habe 😂😂

ah so I see veinna is just like my hometown fr (hk)

I moved to Vienna two years ago, and videos like this always make me wonder if I live in the same Vienna as others...

Die stimme ist ja sooo krebs

Best thing to do in Vienna: Go to Budapest

So ist Wien, .....und so san die Österreicher, Wien ist eben anders

Ich weiß das, dass dieses Video schon 2 Jahre alt ist, aber was ich wirklich lustig finde, ist das, dass diese Regeln auch für Prag gelten. 😭
Österreicher und Tschechen sind wirklich dieselben Menschen, nur sprechen andere Sprachen.

This works in hungary too

Also say servus to everyone you greet but look into the void while you do it

At this point in all Austrian cities:

Have something to defend yourself and know how to use it.
If you need it you will really need it.

genial

I am not Viennese, so I just tell my local fundraisers I'm unemployed and then it becomes a race to stop interacting with me.

🤪😅🎯

Des is woar😂

A lot is just true for Germany in general

Actually, I was already born with a grumpy face. It comes naturally to me.