Banned From Karate. Shayne Smith - The Full Special
Video Overview & Insights
Ever wondered how to get banned from Karate? Well wonder no more, Shayne Smith returns to the Dry Bar Comedy stage for the third time to share more hilarious stories about growing up in a trailer, and getting banned from Karate. Whether you're someone who loves karate, or you're someone who loves Shayne Smith, this comedy special is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Watch Shayne Smith's new comedy special "Ghosts Are Real" on the Angel App: https://link.angel.com/shaynesmithyt
Watch Shayne Smith's First Dry Bar Comedy Special
WHO IS THISGUY?! Why is he not blowing up all over???? He is fn hilarious!!!!
Oh that’s right he doesn’t fit the narrative in liberals way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXYEqHgWcSg
Watch Shayne Smith's Second Dry Bar Comedy Special
Poor Dan 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JApBR3AJq_s
Somebody is not a karate body
More User Perspectives
I wanna golf with this guy
@lunarneptune4006Did this guy just have fake face tats
@lunarneptune4006Dude is the most genuinely funny guy I’ve heard in a long time!
@earthroamer9907I just noticed Shayne doesn't use curse words. Dope!
@Meza10731Found my new fave comic. Stay True
@JG-jt5qtYou can destroy anything if you can sleep your own Dad at 7
@JG-jt5qtKick them in balls. Best strike in point sparring. Tall opponent. Walk them into you and fall on your back while throwing a low kick to the balls. Repeat
@JG-jt5qtLol bro I used to spar Scott Atkins
@JG-jt5qt"Michaelangelo is my favorite" 😂😂😂
Like you were about to respond, "yeah, man, I've got a TMNT lunchbox!" 😂😂
Looks like Will Ferrell's son, with straight hair and tats
@StevenBenjaminAuthorGood Lord, I don't think I've laughed so freaking hard at a story than sansei Dan!
@digitelwest😂😂😂
@61clutchbuckets75Love this guy and love that he found Christ
@divinelydeedeeThis is hard to listen to. Half way through i don't think he has told a single joke? He is now talking about when he tried to kill someone in a bar fight? I don't get it i guess.
@TheMrCheezlezombieHis life shpuld be a movie 💪🏾
@markusalan85392Oh my gosh that Michelangelo line is so funny! 😂😂😂
@kimichan5I relate to this so much 😂. The first born male grandson of two mexican american families. Little on top of that. War heroes and steel mill workers. "Why cant you unscrew this bolt on a a rusty fence?! We can." Me-"you are two grown men and IM 10!"
@HeygabeheyAwesome. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 🫡🇸🇯
@ArnfinnMichaelEriksen-m3cYou would assume that if you were getting a tattoo on your face, it would at least be by a good artist. These are the most horrible face tattoos I have ever seen in my life. Talk about regrets.
@timriley9432He is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever seen. I absolutely love them.
@Janice1239-u9pRemember when nerds didn't have tattoos... Pepperidge farm Remembers
@jasoncaine2600This guy is hilarious
@b1gbafThis dude either is or hung around with narcissist really funny quite dark
@fortuitousthings8606Your absolutely hilarious but I wonder why a good looking talented young man would make a road map out of his face🤔
@julianapatrick7451I love the tats. All of them!
@CodeStatus200Until about 5 years ago I cashed all my paychecks at a gun store. I'd still do it but they discontinued the practice when the old man died
@mattheweagle223Hell yeah bro! 😂
@ryry85420Coming from that background and being so wholesome now and not even swearing is a full 180. I wish the best for him.
@sarvin4471Great story teller
@dreddwulf26This guy had me crying😆😅😂🤣
@shuster1921😂😂😂😂😂😂
@raymondanderson2858One day a ranger walks up to me and my friends asked for the open container I said we don't do drugs or alcohol at all... And so the ranger said again were is your open container???? I said we can't have a open container if we don't even drink alcohol? I said you need to think before you talk. He said what your name? Do you have any ID I told him my name but also told him he can not ask me for my I.D. do you know why? He said why? Because I have not did any crime it is illegal for police or rangers to ask for I.D. in the state of California it is harassment and you are disobeying the law. But if you want to be helping me just walk away and so he walked away.
@BobBarker-i1jMy mom would go to a store to buy all the school clothes for the next year for all 3 kids and with the receipt of the new clothes she returned the old clothes from the year before one day after Xmas because the store is to busy to check out the clothes to see that they were not new at all.....
@BobBarker-i1jCause his name .. like, really infamous criminal name.. like, his name is Jeffrey Epstein but worse in the know .. lol
@HeatherPerkins1009Shayne is my favorite comedian. He never fails to make me laugh until I can’t breathe! He tells one heck of a story!!
@dianerowden1788When was i suppose to laugh?
@yousuck5314I’m banned from joining the military because I got in too many fights. Don’t mow me down with a stolen utility van and I won’t put you in an ambulance.
@Not-Sorry2011Haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
@usmcgpgWe love you❤
@rhodafortson1551Wtf? Seriously stop with the face tattoos 🙄 🤦♂️ so sickening
@theaquariancontrarian3316Skinny Jelly Roll...WTF...?😂
@62crippleIt sounds like you entered a shotogun tournament. If it was a kiyokushin tournament you would be in so much pain
@xmorriorxI would sooooo play magic the gathering with you
@karenlaubenthal4939Jokes aside. This man keeps telling you about how people go to sleep around him. G.
@traceeburris511Even his tattoos are hack
@MrFeeny911Chuck me up. Classic.
@joshualewis9