Best of the Worst: Shock Em Dead, Hollow Gate, and The Satan Killer

20:45 that's the same goddamn setup exactly from 'two and a half Men'. My mom would watch that incessantly, and every time they had the chubby little kid come down for one of his zingers, he came from the stairs and it showed that exact angle...

I wonder if it's like a famous house or just a coincidence

'he's just stupid and he's a pervert' to be fair that probably describes 95% of all wannabe rock stars in the 80s

This is so random, but the guy at 1:11:25 sounds like Dan Harmon

Cardboard Box Office should be the name of the show where they fix movies.

30:06 NIPPLE!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIES

27:02 It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's jealous. He's holding him back!

1:30:28 DESECRATED

Come on, drilldo was right there!

to anyone watching in the big 2026. you'll be delighted to know that pepperonipizzapiepeephole is still live.

watched

When that ultra-white musical theater dork sings Purple Haze, screams of agony can be heard coming from Jimi Hendrix’s grave.

ep has a lot of ritch so its good LOL mike does drink the Boot like an American look the movie "Bierfest" US Boy there you lean it xD

"He was born with HIS MOTHER'S mouth!" I laughed so hard, I'm wheezing. The pure resentment for his good-for-nothing son who can't bob a single apple! This is cinema

Consecrated? Not desecrated? xD

Last Night of The Poms

Golden retrievers are actually the number one breed in dog attacks... I know it sounds wierd

33:45 I love this curb your enthusiasm ass music they play

2026 and that perverted pepperoni pizza pie peephole in a demonic entertainment industry movie makes a lot more sense doesn't it?😮

OMG i actually watched this movie. Shockem dead. Look out for cameo from Michael Angelo.

Josh claims, "the whitest version of a black man's song you've ever heard".

There is no greater proof than the fact that the others were all compelled to start bopping their heads.

25:32 Yes, they bought it, it still links to their merch page lmao

24:11 Average RLM fan when not watching RLM

I wish I had friends to watch movies with.

From mocking dad to winning super bowls…

0:04 Around here is where I knew the video was edited by Jay.

Should've been Vernors.

Another Mike laughing so hard he cries moment at 1:29:27

Watch Beerfest you friggin wackadoos from Wicksgonnson, then will you truly understand how to drink from Das Glass Boot! Beerfest is a movie from the Broken Lizard group, and also I worked in the Elmo doll factories where my job was to make sure that Elmo worked, by giving Elmo two test tickles... I might have drank to many apple jacks (apple pucker and jack) tonight

'the fucking pumpkins knocked me over' is a hilarious line

Is the song at 21:00 real?

1:22:10 That is actually a real weapon. It was a shotgun made in the 90s called the “Striker”

While large-scale data on total toothpick-related deaths isn't readily available, some sources estimate that around 17,000 people have died from choking on toothpicks since 1900

I just want Death Metal Shirt Guy to take a big sip of his drink and set it down. He's just holding a mostly-full, iceless 16oz glass, against his body as he talks and laughs, and the liquid is precariously dancing around directly under the lip of the glass, and he's just...not...ever...drinking....any of it....
Put the glass down! Dammit, Death Metal Shirt Guy!!! Shit or get off the pot!
At one point he brings the glass to his lips and pauses over and over to laugh and emote and ultimately not take a sip before bringing the cup back to his lap to bounce around some more. As if to mock me. Yes

@1:26:43, Josh's reaction to Jays reasoning deserved a much bigger reaction than it received

6:35 Jay’s delivery of these two lines is just perfect and I find it very funny, so this timestamp is just for me really.

56:05 fun fact: golden retrievers account for a high number of dog attacks, mostly harming children and the elderly! This is because they're assumed to be safe and left with vulnerable family members. Any dog can fuck you up.

I don't know where the Showbiz Pizza bears came from, but please kill them with fire.

I'm very sure that the house from the first movie is literally Michael Angelo Batio's house. I've seen him do tours and it hasn't changed much in the last thirty years.

18:19
But Courtney Love isn't a big famous rock star.

Jay's concern for elderly Mike falling is so heartwarming.

Damn, not even Popov, true connoisseurs

mike talking about sears at the end is the most 60 year old midwest thing ever and i'm totally here for it.

Fuck i miss sears. and kmart

I just read that the man responsible for the atrocious music for The Satan Killer is none other than... ANGELO BADALAMENTI

Shock Em Dead's Stephen Quadros is also known for being an announcer in the MMA circuit, as well as being trained in Shotokan and Wing Chun!

1:27:58 How much better does Satan Killer look, compared to Honorable Men?

Halloween, fleischmann's vodka, bad guitar playing, living in a trailer. Damn...RIP Cobes

24:43 not saying it was realistic but it had just been unplugged and capacitors can hold their charge for at least a few seconds, sometimes up to a few minutes. That's why you're never supposed to crack open a power supply.

The dark shadow cast upon Rich Evan's face at 13:57 after he said it wont end well spoooooked me.

The proper term is not "John Ham's c***", but rather "John's Ham". Sort of like "Kevin's Bacon".