Casually Explained: Cycling

bike messengers scoff at both categories and fear only being forced to wear the new management's mandatory spandex uniform

u forgot about bikelife wheelie kids bruz

I remember I was in a communications class and as a group, we were tasked to talk about any subject that starts with the letter “A”. Well I chose “aero” for our group, figured everyone knew about that.

My Dad has every brand of bike in the video...plus a specialized gravel bike and an MTB I got him to touch 3 years ago for the first time in 2 decades.🤠🤣

Regarding some arguments for using VPNs:
"Hello, the FBI would like to introduce you to GDID"
and nothing more. You'll see when the doorbell rings

PERFECTION!😂

0:36

Bought new bike and the first video when I open up YouTube today

mountain bikers are a whole diff type tho

when need a specific one for the fixie rider

what about UNICYCLISTS?

0:57 wait that’s Victoria I from Victoria are u from there

😂😂😂😂

Legit learning how to ride a bike so I can then learn how to ride a motorcycle

🤣🤣😭😭 STOPPED @1:16, I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS VIDEO BUT HAVEN'T HEARD 1 LIE YET! 🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾

How is this lacking captions in 2026? Get bent.

what if I'm doing both? Theres a time and place to cut through red lights and traffic/ go fast. doesn't matter what kind of bike i'm on

1:42 omgggg tff is thattt😂😂😂😂😂 the way he is bent forward wtff hahahahahahaha

Mountain Bikers: Are we a joke to you?

Cycling jerseys have little pockets on the back you can keep things in

Update: A modernday cyclist needs the 150 gram sugar per hour ....Hailig Carbs is king, looking down on anyone who doesn't do carbload before their group ride

Just started biking 2 days ago .. imma be a hybrid

2:50 might of got me there buddy

As a certified commuter™ this was unendingly entertaining

Actually weirdly enough saddle bags are aero

I bike to work in all 12 months of the year in Colorado (except snow days, fuck that), but come late spring everyone riding a bike is in ALL their bike gear. Do they think they go faster with all that lycra?

Fun fact, the saddle baggie is usually actually good for aero. There are now even special pointy ones that reduce the aero drag compared to no baggie.

Riding a bicycle directly in front of heavy traffic requires a dangerous leap of faith. It forces you to trust your life to the undivided attention of every driver behind you, which is an undeniable and high-stakes safety risk and It relies entirely on the assumption that no one behind you is texting, impaired, or distracted. Paint is not infrastructure. Expecting cars and bikes to share high-speed lanes seamlessly is a flawed design. The Illusion of Control: Human beings naturally hate situations where their safety is entirely in someone else’s hands. On a busy road, a cyclist cannot see what is happening behind them without a mirror, leaving them completely vulnerable to rear-end collisions.The only real way to eliminate this fear—and the danger—is to build physically separated, protected bike lanes so that cyclists never have to trust the drivers behind them just to stay alive. If cyclists want to exercise without entering heavy traffic, they can use several excellent alternatives: Off-Road Paths and Parks Dedicated Rail Trails: Repurposed train tracks turned into miles of flat, continuous, paved or gravel paths completely closed to motorized vehicles. Mountain Bike Trails: Wooded singletrack networks or dirt paths that offer an intense full-body workout away from cars. Public Parks: Large municipal or state parks with closed loop roads or paved multi-use paths. Controlled Environments Closed Racing Circuits: Some local car racing tracks, velodromes, or park roads close completely to vehicle traffic at specific times for cyclists.Industrial Parks on Weekends: Empty business parks on Saturdays and Sundays offer wide, well-paved roads with virtually zero traffic. Indoor Training Stationary Smart Trainers: Hooking a regular bicycle up to an indoor trainer using interactive virtual software (like Zwift) to simulate outdoor hills and workouts safely at home. Spin Classes: High-intensity stationary cycling workouts at a local gym or fitness studio and last but definitely not least, THE BIKE PATH that goes from one end of town to the other in most cases. Good Luck cyclists, because that all you have when your back is turned,

even so for every day life and You Know It. #EGO #ENTITLMENT #OBLIVIOUS #UNINFORMED

Why can't i be both?

A Commclist.

A Cycmuter.

Pregnant women are not aero

You gotta have a part 2 for ebikes

I commute with the cyclist mindset

I just can’t get on board with cycling. I’ve tried hard to keep an open mind about it, but every time one of my male friends takes it up, he comes back a little douchier than before. It’s as if the pretentiousness cyclists have about cycling starts to seep into the rest of their personality.

As a driver, I dislike cyclists. As a pedestrian, I dislike cyclists. Curiously, this phenomenon doesn’t seem to occur when someone simply rides a bike. You can spot the difference in the wild.

The black guy weaving down the street with a forty in a brown paper bag. The suburban middle schoolers you think aren’t paying attention and might dart through traffic. The small town meth head pedaling a BMX with no brakes. Every one of them somehow seems more considerate of the people around them than the average “cyclist.”

People who ride bikes are just trying to get somewhere. Cyclists act like they own the road and that the rest of us should be grateful they’re saving the planet.

John Forrester rolling around in his grave every time someone listens to this. Or he would be, if he understood it was satire. Which he wouldn't.

what do you call a guy riding to work like a madman on a Downhill bike form 2000s as fast as he can as if his life depended on it?

You forgot recreonationalists; people who ride mountain bikes at 10 miles an hour in parks while using eBird as a bike route tracker

Never participated in a uci event but meet several people for Europe such a good line

That was... hilarious 😂. Fortunately there are many other types of recreational road bike cyclists though!

Commuters on bikes are the real legends

Mountain bikers have entered the chat lol

The forth option is that you become a road man on a ebike 😂😂😂

What about mountain biking

I do both. I have a commuter bike (trek fx2) but I have a brooks saddle and a more aero setup on it. I do 50+ mile rides for fun, but also use my bike for transit and have a cargo rack, fenders, lock, and lots of other heavy stuff. It’s lots of fun to pass the 4k bike bros on my budget commuter bike on the trails.

0:44 who the fuck is that second bike made for😂😂

pure gold