Fireball Fixes Everything | The Wizard's Anthem | Funny D&D Song - Fantasy Tavern Music

🔥 UPDATE: Fireball has conquered Spotify! 🔥

To celebrate 1,000 subscribers in the tavern, "Fireball Fixes Everything" is officially live on Spotify and all streaming platforms! Take the orange doom with you:



Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/3Cb1EsegBI2hZUv0T4PuUW



Apple Music (iTunes):

https://music.apple.com/us/album/fireball-fixes-everything-single/6767767325



Amazon Music:

https://www.amazon.com/music/player/albums/B0GZWWQXDX

Do you think fireball fixes everything? Do you trust your caster or do you stand very, very far away? 😂 What's the most 'Fireball' moment you've ever had in a campaign? Tell me your most chaotic wizard stories! 🔥🧙‍♂️

Nixie, is this you?

I am Old School and stick with AD&D 2nd Edition's 20 foot radius fireball that can backflow if you aren't careful.

33,500-ish cubic feet of flaming death and destruction. 😎

Könnte das Lied Auch auf Deutsch singen? Oder übersetzen lassen?❤

Like hell. It's not D&D wizard's anthem, that's a signature song for Pathfinder pyrokineticist. ;DD Now THAT is the guy that literally likes playing with fire. ;DD

dude, some of us can't read that fast! not everyone grows up with english as a first language.

No plan survives contact with the Enemy.. in this case the Enemy is Stupidity..

I don’t need to know how big the room is, if my friends are really my friends they know to get out the way

Love the Song, only thing at the end of the chorus instead of "fireball...fireball" it would have been cold to put instead "fireball...clears it all"

This is just Megumi from Konosuba

if a problem wasnt solved by a frieball, you need to use a larger one

Inspired by Nixie from One for All

"Nothing. Problem solved and WE WON!" 😂❤️‍🔥

As a healer/cleric I sigh... not again....

My wizard who is currently in hell fighting devils, immune to fire, would disagree.

My most memorable moment in roleplaying occurred with fireballs during a D&D high level one-shot while hunting down an adult dragon in a small limestone cave (easy picking for a group of six 15th levels, right?). The cave was under a walled keep on the shore of a lake and we could see lake water seeping and dripping through one section of the cave roof (red flag #1).



When we stumbled across the dragon sleeping behind roof rubble where the water was seeping (red flag #2), our rogue decided to hold his action and use a magic item when the party wizard cast a spell, "...in order to maximize the dragon's confusion". The wizard decided to cast a level 8 fireball. Our rogue decided at that point to use his magic item which turned out to be a full Necklace of Fireballs and asked if the two actions could be done simultaneously. The DM smiled and said, "Sure." (red flag #3). So at the moment the mage launched his fireball, the rogue used his Necklace of Fireballs.



The entire necklace! All NINE beads..making that necklace a Level 11 Fireball spell in addition to the wizard's level 8 Fireball.



The rolled damage not only killed the dragon, it blew a hole in the water-weakened cavern roof, collapsing the roof onto our party. Which in turn destabilized the walled keep above it so much the keep itself collapsed through the cave roof into the cave. And onto our party.



And that left a crater at the lake shore big enough to cause the lake itself to drain into, and completely fill in seconds, the cave where our party was now lying buried under a collapsed cavern roof and the ruins of a multi-thousand ton walled keep.



The most memorable moment was when, after the DM told us all the consequences above as we sat stunned at the table, the rogue player actually asked, "Can I roll to save for half damage?"

Gotta love the way her eyes light up every time she sings, "Fireball!".

Lina Inverse thought Fireball was insufficient, and so "Dragon Slave" was born. RIP that poor village.

My first DND character ever is a wild magic sorcerer. I haven’t gotten to play her yet, but I should soon. And you better believe I am very excited to cast fireball for the first time. I’m starting at level eight because that’s the level the campaign I’m in is at, so I have 3 3rd level spell slots. If fireball isn’t the answer then you’re asking the wrong questions. And nobody else in my party has this ability so this should be a lot of fun.

When the Drow wizard says duck....

Ah, the pyromaniac's anthem. Love it.

Thanks you for this catchy energetic song!
When I hear the chorus
"Is he dead? Fireball!
In the head! Fireball!
I don't care who is charred
Fireball! Fireball!"
I tend to hope to hear for the end of the chorus "Fireball! Solve it all"

Every time I hear this one name immediately emerges MEGUMIN 😂

Perfect theme song for Nixie the tiefling.

Fireball doesn't solve problems, but it can solve the things causing the problem for you.

Fireball comes in multiple flavors. Toasty, crispy, extra crispy, fried, well-done, poached (for Roc eggs), flaming , and Caracol. So esuntualy every wizard is a master cook. 😊

"No problem is too big against a proper application of C4." Ahh mentality

Superb! Thoroughly enjoyed!

"I didn't ask how big the room was, I said 'I cast fireball!' Now roll them math rocks and tell me if we survived." - my brother to his online friends during lockdown as told by his wife at Christmas dinner.😂

If the problem is not solved by fireball then you need a bigger fireball.

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“Nixie, is that you? When did you write a song about how you love the Fireball spell?”

we need duet of this song and F**k iT ! I cast FIREBALL !! - Hilarious DnD TPK Song ASAP :D