How to be a Rock Climber
Video Overview & Insights
Want to learn how to become a Rock Climber? Look no further. This how-to tutorial that will have you buying your first harness and kombucha growler before you can say "Yosemite Decimal System." Climbing Gear: http://www.mec.ca | What did we miss? Leave a comment below.
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3:58 I've been racking my brain to try and remember where the line "I'm so hungry" came from. So glad I found it.
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Crazy pull
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SHOT ON LOCATION
Is it winter yet lmao 🤣 ya that's me
Base5 Climbing Gym | http://www.climbbase5.com
FEATURING
dont climbers love ipa?
Michael Russell | Noobie
Snapchat: @mikeifht
How is tape not an essential?
Sarah Hart | Rock Jock
Instagram: @sarahleannehart
You don’t need cams and nuts just go inside for fifty bucks a day which is less than the 2K for a standard rack for the amount of time you will actually be climbing
Sam Ward | Sport Climber
Instagram: @sammyward7
Hahah, so on point
Matt Dennison | Hippie
Snapchat: @mattdennisontv
I love this 😂
Jon Johnson | Trad Climber
Instagram: @jonjohns
And how to be a surfer!?😊
Jason Lucas | Hiker
Instagram: @itsjasonlucas
Low key that rock jock was just too much lol
David Wiggins | Alpinist
Snapchat: @davidifht
My power sound is how much I hate this stupid sport and how I wish I had gotten into soccer or something
Chengman | Boulderer
Instagram: @chengman
Well, i do trad climbing, on really sketchy placements, its basicly free solo with more weight and more steps.
Lauren Schuster | Smelly Dog Girl
Instagram: @laurenschuster
Omg the trad climber 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Devon Austin | Smelly Dog Dude
Doesn't use social media - but he's a great guy.
You didn't say, "Gnarly Dude!" often enough.
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WRITTEN BY
Alpine climbing is way better
IFHT, Jon Johnson
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
The Alpine cave man! Is it winter! Arg!
Matt Dennison | Instagram @mattdennisontv
ADDITIONAL CINEMATOGRAPHY
the yosemite decimal system is too complicated for me.
James Healey | IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm6517601/
EDITING, NARRATION, SOUND & COLOUR CORRECTION
For the power sounds what about PTSAAAAAHH
Matt Dennison | Snapchat: @mattdennisontv
SPECIAL THANKS
#17 IS IT!!!!
Base5 Climbing Gym, David Belanger, Jon Johnson, Daniel Poggi, Sarah Hart, Rich Wheater, Phoebe Johnson, Matt Insley, Senja Polonen, Kaz "Regional Zush" Yamamura
Recorded on Rode Microphones
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More User Perspectives
I go to that climbing gym. It's pretty cool.
@Jaymz427Left out my power sound; mouse squeaking.
@mollypike9887The one thing you missed is "walking by and saying hello" and them replying instantly " I've been climbing for 10 years.". Every climber I have ever met tells me how long they have climbed instantly. Great video though, I laughed all the way through.
@travislayes6024Step 1 : Get a health insurance
@sourishmandal1194As a freerunner this is too relatable
@dexify4029More climbing gym
@zachattackp1566remember, muscle fatigue doesn't exist, and you can climb every day.
@qwertykwurt314You missed the unnecessary grunts
@SlaysophxxI'm not a climber but had to smirk when this scrawny pretentious older German lady started getting all bent out of shape when my girlfriend's dog walked on her coil of rope.... " ut has to be jusz zo".... "zhat hund es not a climberzz hund..." and various other shit... I swore I'd never go rock climbing after that display....
@stevestewart-sturges2159exactly! :)
@112rbtThat aplinist scene was hilarious
@23v0lv32For non essentials, you forgot a pine tree tattoo
@cj22210022# Have a deathwish
@betrunkener_punk3782This hits home
@srdansalotHigh gravity day😂
@raphaelzilberfenig8065How'd ya miss: grab those massive jugs dude?? 🤭
@bensimon8234I don't understand nothing. Can you please tell me How to be a Rock Climbing
@virtualurbanShe’s ripped!! Hell yeah
@Familybonnds"WheRe's My nUmBEr TWO??"
@EvanHefFree solo's my shit son
@Diegochox01looks at wall “I could climb that if I had my gear”
@discgolfboy644Where did you get that purple rope 😍
@DLEE012Brings to mind, "Dresses like Tarzan, has hair like Jane, and smells like Cheetah!" (Then California Gov. Ronald Reagan on hippies.)
@tomryan914