Human Child, The Best Pet? Nope!
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Children are wonderful little creatures. They are cute, intelligent, and can be a lot of fun. But are you ready to have one of your own? Do you really know what you are in for? To help you figure this out, Clint analyzes the human child to help you determine if a human child is the best pet for you. Maybe you should just get an ackie...
This is probably the best video in the entire internet, no lies at all.. flawless!
#clintsreptiles #mothersday #children
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"Young ones do eat their own mothers"
This reference is priceless 😆
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Even a raccoon would make a better pet, and they make lousy pets. The world is overrun with humans, and for the last 300 years, their numbers have been increasing exponentially, having quadrupled in just my own lifetime. Humans can be extremely aggressive and are detrimental to all other species, causing many to become extinct and threatening many more. I recommend avoiding keeping these as pets, unless you're willing to adopt a rescue (bless you, if you do). Do the responsible thing and spay/neuter yourselves to help slow the population growth rate of what is arguably the most destructive life form on the planet.
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I am reminded of what Limbo the orangutan said in Planet of the apes
""The young ones make great pets. Just make sure you get rid of them before they mature.
Believe me, the last thing you want is a human teenager running around your house."
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Yeah, I decided against getting a human child. I just can't afford it. So I have 7 horses, about 20 goats, chickens, turkeys, dogs, cats, and a fairly large flock of ducks. Much less expensive than a human child.
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My favourite video of all time on YouTube!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Just found this gem and six years have passed!
How are your human child pets?
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Clint's giving us parenting advice now😲
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So it’s 2026 and we finally have a pet worse than a child: A Great White Shark. But here are some of the pets with higher ratings than children:
- T-Rex
- Saltwater crocodile
- Anaconda
- Komodo Dragon
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Can you target train human children?
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I want to see an episode on spouses at some point.
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Im not a pet im a SON😭😭
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They are less expensive than Great White Sharks, which sadly die in captivity. Please do one for Whale Sharks or Greenland Sharks as well.
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This needs to be shown in sex education. This, and babysitting, can be helpful in birth control.
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omg i died of cuteness
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This must have felt weird for the children lmao
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i take a gaboon viper instead...
You guys are so RAD!
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This is hardly fair
Human children availability is 5/5
I have never found an animal harder to source than a human child, and from my research I am apparently less likely to get one than any of you human
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Honestly, Clint, skill issue. I purchase human children all the time, and they're always well behaved and easy to handle. It is annoying that they keep asking, "Where are my parents?" or "Where is this place?" or "Please don't leave me in the basement again" Other than that's they're super easy to keep pets
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Watching this after my 2yo has gone to bed…spot on 😂 I suppose the whole biologically pre-programmed brain changes that happen after having a human child (I compare it to the Grinch’s heart growing 3 sizes) is what offsets most of the difficulties. I’ve had many other pets but they do not trigger that innate response nearly as strongly! Nature is wild.
More User Perspectives
Unvalivable 😂
@milliediaz2182An alternative to keeping your own is the short term rental program known as "grandchildren".
@jmondine1Me, twice the body mass of my poor mother, routinely smothering her to death with my unending love.
@internet1531That was so cute and true 😂 I rehomed two pet girls and kept one.
@catteryna44Too be honest human kids can deal with a lot by themselve if forced too but its illegal too neglect them
@kosmaukaszczyk8401I want to know if the Elephant shrew is the best pet mammal
@richardkatin2362Two more things, number one, when put together, human children can often be very noisy. Number 2, they come in various colormorphs, like black, brown, or white, and people of different colourmorphs sometimes tease and hate each other.
@catholic_chasca_mainsSomething to note, once they get really big, you're going to want to release them into the wild, and by then, various things could happen. They might not survive in the wild, or become an invasive species, competing with local wildlife for housing. Also, baby monitor, not to be confused with baby monitor lizards. You don't want to put a baby monitor lizard with children. Not a good idea. Man, we really are animals.
@catholic_chasca_mainsGreat video. very humorous
@winstonsmith8597He feels like omni man when he calls them pets
@EcoGuy.savyboiAs a person who now has a Grandbaby. Yes their cute. And I can give it back at the end of the day. Grandbabies are the way to go..... I also have a Teenager. I would rather have a pet alligator 🐊 then a teenager. I threaten to run away more then they do. I don't recommend teenagers.
@AuttumnDawnWe've already decided not to keep these as pets, but always good to have a reminder.
@samantha_stone😂😂😂😂😂 your babies are super cute. Definitely not the pet for me though.
They both have such gorgeous blue eyes like their daddy❤❤❤
I will stick to other pets, and being a pet to my cats😂😂😂
Just found this, Brilliant!
@ChristineParry-w7h…best pet fish?
@LaucronI had to rewatch this again! And may I add: It’s WORSE when they reach the teen years, especially the male species since they eat double or triple the amount within your refrigeration and pantry units
@KathySandruFive years later and it still cracks me up. I really do love your Best pet videos, even if the algorithm does not.
@kristinthomsen3175They are so adorable ❤❤
I think you've done a great job keeping these pets 😉
Sorry the Boomslang is a worse pet.
@agunther08"They can be so reckless with their heads"
Yup and working with children I did get headbutted in the most painful area known to man.
Those human pets are so stinking cute!!!
@LizK1988This video doesn't even capture the potential damage children can do to your property. When she was young, my grandmother burned down her mom's house. This can happen as late as teenagers. Personally, I don't keep children as pets because of the noise factor alone. That's why I have a cat-
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@10guakFortunately, they finally lost out to the great white shark. But definitely worse than a Komodo dragon.
@sydhenderson6753I would like to know how long I took to record the video!
@florianmagilani4302I got my pet human from a bree-actually I’m not going to finish that thought- anyway, can confirm on the handleability score. I’ve owned dogs, a cat, birds, non-avian reptiles. Just yesterday, I was playing with my human when he jutted his thumb forward and scratched my cornea. My vision is still a little blurry and I’m still sensitive to bright lights.
He’s 4 years old now. Maybe about 2 years ago, I was trying to get him to sleep at a relative’s house. He decided (yes, decided) to headbutt my temple with the full weight and bloodlusted fury of Valhalla. I had a black eye for a week after and I’m really lucky neither one of us got a concussion.
Meanwhile, my cat has scratched me good once or twice. My old cockatiel drew blood when I tried to handle her after she laid eggs (more my mistake than hers). I’ve never been bitten by any of my dogs or the rat snakes, skinks, or turtles I’ve owned.
Also, Clint, I know you’re a big fan of poop so you’ll love this story. When my human was a few moths old, I was cleaning some droppings from his diaper. I had his legs up on the changing table using my left hand, I heard him make a grunting noise and watched a big stream of poop fly across the table like a brown kamehameha and cover my right forearm. It’s my go to story when asked if humans can be messy.