I 100% Solved Horse Racing—Using CRISPR and a Broken Moral Compass
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Tried to create the perfect horse. Left with equinophobia.
Welcome to Horsey Game. A lovely game about catching wild horses, breeding them, and then modifying their DNA in your personal CRISPR machine to create abominations that should never exist, but do, and that dominate the race track in the process. Let's get miserable.
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I said to myself "Let me check out a random Cheru video", I thought I was having a fever dream watching this. Then I woke up and the video was still going. So yes, I have no idea what this game is hahaha
More User Perspectives
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@BellaCoolaViewFinderBCim from the south and can confirm lassoh is correct. whoever is telling you its lassoo is a goober and their wrong.
@Arunar80The “find the lost horse” quest is busted. Odds are, the horse pictured doesn’t even exist in your game. You can complete it by breeding a horse that looks similar and giving it the same name as the lost horse.
@BrocuzgodlocdunfamdogsonCan you become British please?
@GKGames2018Horse
@morfa_studios29:24 "Missing Link" I'M CRYING
@TangoTek_Fan_Final_BossGold ship what did You did
@Rafta-t6gShould have found the test track to test them earlier
@quantumenergysolutions91280:00 ITS THE SAME SOUNDTRACK AS JORTSTORM
@CoolDoodJackthis is insane 😂
@mizzbugeThis is too millennial coded
@gavinmercer4712You can also actually just release the horses you don’t want if taking them to the glue factory feels mean.
@shalom-m7eLove your editing style and sense of humor! +1 sub
@tylerbrown9631I once engineered a chicken with 8 legs for people who like drumsticks but nobody could catch it
@solvated_photonAt 4:19 you earned a sub. Cheers
@The_Real_Tilongbro sounds like a certain youtuber who i just can't remember their name but i love their videos.
@KingCrimsonOVAFunn gam
@FantomMC2wooow not even giving out one of the horse codes
@Scp_049_02WHY HEAD 22:05 😢
@danielmexia3695Hi
@Sawyerdoescoolstuff21:19 put the horse in a jar you say?! I feel like I've seen that somewhere before... :b
@PawtacleIt’s LASS-OH
@appelviewingLah-SOO
@appelviewingLah-soh not lassooo
@thehuntersguideHow do you download this game
@annaslight21:44 singing whilst making glue had me cracking TF up LMAO
@ZombieSazzaI cannot unhear Jort Storm in the background of the intro 😆
That music track is forever tied to slimecicle’s creation in my brain.
@wackawackamungaming7233 take notes
@hakari-e5zFinally a way to play Ume Musume without anime girls
@RootatouilleSHSweetie, the person you're curing with that 65k is the players girlfriend not their mother?
@locktock9Beautiful
@completelyinsane797WOtan W b'g W
@Yiğit-g3uIt's not too often such a legendary game comes around but when it does it's worth the wait.
@ArkytrossLa so
@sparkymikey25Who named their horse SohCahToa, why do we need tangent, sin, and cos formulas as a HORSE name.
@Tentwo_Tiktoka
@arohanui.vahineI wish this game was on Nintendo Switch! ❤❤❤❤
@StarryKnightPinkleThe "Glue Glue Glue" song had me rolling. After watching this, I do wonder if it's possible to raise the $64k by simply breeding the biggest, heaviest horses you can and selling them for glue money.
@Rengray2umamusume if it was good
@iamlinkfromloz-m8yhas this man never heard the word lasso out loud? did he learn it from reading?
@chloesibilla81990:32 DID BRO MAKE A LIVING CAR
@Luckerzz-t6nCheru can we see you do a subnautica playthrough?
@Barb_Hut_BaptistU Not alone im high as fuk this is awesome
@patrickgryholdtmarcussen3409Equestrian mlp?
@Sleeplessnights-lolwil you make umsmusume in that game?
@HypnoThunderwhy do you say lasso like that
@justme11745:02 Oh he wasn’t kidding about the glue factory…
@Zapninja11