looking for my husband on hinge
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i am not that close to homelessness i just feel like i am because im crazy. i wake up with this in the middle of the night. i feel like this video isnt so bad like there are those guys who wear the meta glasses and try to pick up women on the street who dont know they are being filmed and so this isn't that bad but if it's too controversial i'll take it down idk. hoping only real ones see this and it doesn't get weird. also i am just noticing the red-ish long bump i have on my nose that is more visible in the second part. i thought it was from the other day when i smacked my face really hard into my bathroom door frame but i just checked my old videos and i've always had it. literally whatever idec anymore. i tried to use concealer to cover my eyebags the other day and i looked like a ghost.
"looking for spoon in fork store"
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You look like Emily Mariko
@subtletastesthis is just like extra work holy shit. i hate dating apps lol
@riverlove3hinge is garbage. at least i got $1900 from a lawsuit against them
@evanlee9310:13 lmfao
@sandwish6I don't see anything wrong with these guys 🤔
I guess I should delete all these garbage apps too.
Im 38..you think older men have life figured out...haha thats really funny, those who pretend they do are just full of shit nobody has anything figured out.
@EarthhasnoloveIm sorry..you seem like such a wonderful and beautiful soul, i sincerely hope you find love
@EarthhasnoloveTalk about the 27 Club! 😂 No; but I'm sorry you've had to put up with that. Few peasants are worthy of you anyway!
@c.k.blackwoodmusicWhy on earth is Squidward chatting over Hinge dms for 10 years without asking you out on a date? Make a move!
@MGwozbro really thought the girl from impanema is niche lmaooooo
@goobiegrapeI've been having my hinge show me both women and men recently and it somehow makes it even more confusing to try to navigate through
@colef685511:38 why did that give me the ick
@youknow1642Literally same, 25 never been in a relationship. I know how it feels
@BigBlue-2022You should just go lesbian. You even got the look down.
@NorthHollywoodWhat women don't understand is if you want marriage, you have to take the risk and hook up in order to get him hooked, if you know what I mean. If you don't put out, he'll get sexless marriage vibes, and that's not what he wants. In fact, if it's a sexless marriage you are interested in, then you should put that up front in your profile and not waste men's time. Otherwise, you're just fishing for men who doesn't want what you want in the first place and it will never work out. Or just remove yourself from the dating market and just make friends instead.
@cryoraI'm a guy and I never really did dating outside of 1 big relationship with my college sweetheart. We broke up 2 years ago and I'm not sure how to find people to try dating now. Men and women all seem to hate the apps for different reasons and I'm not aiming to even try. Also lol at people asking you out in comments here 😂
@tom2268So look forward to your videos, Loved this one with the dates, they seem like datable guys at least worth a first date, good luck XO Kelly
@kellysmith7511The poor trumpet guy jfc
@DanteHarouny doe?
@chrisjgutierrez1Please look for your husband on YT
hi
You were probably squidwards first match in months😂
@Burger14can u do ur next video topless?
@reddot7093the picnic photoshoot is diabolical
@averybradleyhello2can you be a real one and film some swiping? As a guy it's really hard to see what the other guys are like on these apps and I'd like to compare with my profile.
@GainsGoblingetting a night time job is the way to go
@sarahgorton2991That Squidward interaction made me want to claw my eyes out and die. That guy was insufferable. There's a 99% chance he is an actual energy vampire.
@Tyerfire>new york
your fault looking for a husband in a city with no men.
Those all read like they were betwixt middleschoolers.
Omg good luck on your date 🤭
@alexthurow9032oh hell yeah B)
@katiebaliki8331i was literally just rewatching all your videos omg get out of my brain
@jakeodileArranged marriages are looking pretty appealing after listening to that Hinge “banter”.
@francesw.6774Enjoyed
@PenelopeCapps-HawkinsOmg the chemistry of u and the last guy. Is anyone else blushing? Ok
@goyacookie8:23 Okay, Blue's Clues!
@SimFlimMy favorite youtuber
@alicek917010:09 hahaha you’re so funny throughout this video pls make this a series
@kaitlinjunii’m not a man nor do i use hinge but i’d be your husband
@jjjazmiiinHonestly truthfully most men or just ppl in general are on there because they see this as easy, a quick “fix” for their loneliness- rather than being vulnerable to meet and get to know someone in person ….i feel like u know this already but it really just tells everything about the quality in people you’re going to find😭 if u want something really real, it is most unlikely you will find it here
@l3ilan111YAAAY another Marisa banger, she is such a nice quirky girl and I’m always here for it.
@robleavold8just deleted hinge tonight
@pea4637Genuinely so glad you found your way to my algorithm. From a fellow tall and weirdly shaped woman...subscribed! and never follow them to a second location!! 😂
@amandalg35This may not be the appropriate place to ask you out, but I would like to be honest with you, I think you’re cute and funny. I would love to take you out for dinner the first weekend of August at carmines at around 7pm.
@hungryrefrigerator5784Could you explain the weirdly attracted to older men joke? I don't really get it. 26 is not that old. Especially if your profile says 25. That's just one year younger than 26
@jf8262Im obese and halfway across the country, marry me? edit: wait ur 5'10 i can wear platforms i guess
@GrudmarChicago 😂
@cableman23I’m still on the hinge grind. Dating is truly absurd to me.
@hungryrefrigerator5784I love you im so early wow
@biscoff._.18I just slapped my hand over my mouth so hard. MARISA UPLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey girl!
@goyacookieHinge is tinder but everyone has a LinkedIn profile
@moodstif4530