Premier League Poem 2013/14

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Here is my new 2013/14 Premier League Poem. Follow me at http://twitter.com/spencerowen. Subscribe to my videos at http://youtube.com/spencercba6. Last season's poem: https://youtube.com/watch?v=s_cpVWLB2XA

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The 2013/14 season

Another campaign done

another convincing reason

To fall in love with football all over again

With twists and turns

and competition at both ends

We welcomed newboys Cardiff,

Hull and Palace

All seeking Premiership glory

And not a poisoned chalice

West London celebrated the return

of their prodigal son

Becoming hotly tipped favourites

Thanks to the special one

Arsenal had spent the summer

seeing transfer attempts spurned

But with the arrival of Ozil

Dreams of a title returned

And Fergie asked man u fans

to stand by their new man

but fans hopes went down the pan

When his masterplan was called Mouranne

A liver bird rose from the ashes

As Liverpool played with courage

They started well and rose to the top

Thanks to goals from daniel sturridge

Suarez reminded us what he could do

after his biting ban

and Alan Pardew proved himself too

as a street fighting man

Lloris nearly lost his head

And AVB was asked to leave

Sherwood came in and wasn't afraid

to wear his heart on his sleeve

Fulham struggled to pick up points

Which sounded the relegation klaxon

The truth is they couldn't recover

After the loss of Michael Jackson

Mourinho called Chelsea a little horse

Compared to other club's in the transfer market

But really they were more of a bus

Which they drove onto the pitch to park it

And what a season this man had

The incredible Yaya

We already thought he could do everything

But he added freekicks to his repertoire

And one scot faced his own bond villain

I'm not talking about Dr No

I mean of course Mr Vincent Tan

Who told Malkie to go

Sunderland deposed Di Canio the dictator

and Gus Poyet succeeded

The urugauayan had a tough job on his hands

the advert said 'Miracle Needed'

Southampton made a lot of noise

With four lions who loved to roar

Lambert became an international

And so did Rodriguez, Lallana and Shaw

Cardiff flopped

As Hazard skilled

And Joe hart was dropped

But Aguero thrilled

Barkley shone in the middle of the park

Loanee lukaku left his mark

Mata's arrival couldn't save Moyes

He'd been let down by Fergie's old boys

He struggled in the air

After an aerial attack

So Giggs took the helm after david got the sack

Swansea were taken over by a monk

Following the Laudrup sacking

And Villa caused controversy

As they sent two coaches packing

Big Sam was booed by his own fans

And it wasn't even after a loss

But in staying up he taught us what can happen

When a board stands by it's boss

Walcott made fun of Spurs

When he was stretchered off in the second half

But his injury hurt Arsenal a lot more

So their rivals had the last laugh

Ozil went from hero to zero

And became a scapegoat

Not even the signing of Kim could keep

the gunners' title dreams afloat

Rooney said to David Beckham

"Anything you can do, I can do the same"

But Shelvey had the last word though

"I can do it better Wayne"

In the end, Gerrard let it slip

A mistake that will haunt him for years

And we'll never forget Crystanbul

A night that left Suarez in tears

It was a season of musical chairs

Played at the top of the table

City finished on top, in the best seat

But are they financially stable?

UEFA will fine them, they'll be punished

But how bad will it really be?

I think most clubs will accept a slap on the wrist

In exchange for the premier league trophy

Next year we're set for a dutch invasion

With De Boer and Van Gaal on their way

But we have the small matter of a world cup first

Will England have the final say?

We can only hope our boys can do it

They've got youth on their side

Barkley & Shaw have made the cut

And Roy's sure they'll fill us with pride

So off to Brazil you go lads

Your mission? End 48 years of hurt

It's been a while, it's been far too long

So you better get to work