The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch)
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Starring: Orion Lee, James Marlowe, Abdiel LeRoy, Ewa Wojcik, Tatjana Sendzimir.
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Pentagon table before bombing khammineni
Written & Directed by Lauris Beinerts
Based on a short story "The Meeting" by Alexey Berezin
everything is so meaningless and nowadays, work, life, passion, destiny, expectations
Produced by Connor Snedecor & Lauris Beinerts
Director of Photography: Matthew Riley
Sad thing is people like these really exist.
Sound Recordist: Simon Oldham
Production Designer: Karina Beinerte
this is exactly how i feel a meeting with the boss sometimes.
1st Assistant Director: James Hanline
Make-up Artist: Emily Russell
Just say something like "anything is possible, but it will be too expensive. Try this instead." These sorts of people usually understand that at least.
Editor: Connor Snedecor
Sound Designer: James Bryant
Did anyone ever mention the title reveal at 0:10? Because it's subtly phenomenal 😍
Colourist: Janis Stals
Animator: Benjamin Charles
Literally EVERY meeting at my f'ing company
The original short story about drawing seven red lines "The Meeting" (in Russian): http://alex-aka-jj.livejournal.com/66984.html
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This dude was on Project Hail Mary.
We made this video using:
- Canon 7D camera: http://amzn.to/1FuXXVv
Omg I wasnt to strangle them. Hahaha
- Final Cut Pro 7: http://amzn.to/1Lt7UrZ
- Web-based Cyrillic converter: http://2cyr.com/
Reminds me of talking to magaT 🙄
- The Hospital Club premises for a stage test (only partially recorded...): http://thehospitalclub.com/
- Libre Office Calc to make sense of the shot list...
After years being a struggle expert, Andy finally made it to the project Hail Mary. What an achievement.
- 7 different markers and an empty juice pack to get the right sound
- 7 red lines
Nobody said the lines should be straight, so the perpendicular stuff is possible
- A bottle of single malt whiskey
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Ironically inflating the balloon will let you draw 3 straight red lines that are all truly perpendicular to each other.
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Семь красных линий
Revisited the sketch because I just saw the main guy in the movie Project Hail Mary
Гуманитарий и инженер
Дизайнер и заказчик
Your the AI expert - 'the task has been set, the task is plain and clear' make - make AI cost effective and with a maximum ROI. About as likely as seven red lines some with green ink and some transparent.
工程师心里的痛只有工程师能懂
史上最悲催工程师 如何用透明笔画出红色线条
Shades of Red ?
#ShortComedySketch #expert
Perfect, and the new logo will be seven red lines, all strictly perpendicular.
More User Perspectives
This is how the big Hollywood studios are today. In the golden age of cinema movie studios were run by people with a history in the movie business. Today, high level positions are filled with people like this. Except it’s required you must be gay to hold the highest positions. That’s why Hollywood no longer produces classic films.
@JonBlackstoneThis is my life. I feel this on such a spiritual level... As funny as this is, I live so much of this on a daily basis...
@HunterVerseMediaThis is how meetings go with DEI hires.
@skeletor8250This sounds like my daily status meetings with the Business Development team.
@LMNknowWhy did this trigger some kind of PTSD in me?
@brew_guy8947Get a 7D construct on which green ink becomes red due to reactions in the dye. It's a simple task
@DemonLordOfGluttonyAm I to assume the boss in black suit, the guy sitting to his right with brown hair, the client being woman and the expert being not european or american don't mean something about the countries? I guess this simple concept can be seen everywhere. But I just realized this now multiple years after watching this for the first time
@threefour15984:35 per-pen-dick-dick 😂🤣
@threefour1598Still a gem. This could be called "The AI" now. We were AI before AI is now doing some stupid things we had to do. Still don't want AI to replace your jobs?
@threefour1598Game studio execs vs game devs.
@IndianTelephoneA typical Liebor Government Cabinet Meeting
@robfielding100Democrats for sure.
@GlonJayDealt with all three of these pricks in real life ….
@kevoreilly6557It can be done. You simply do a shit on a piece of paper and tell them its 7 red perpendicular lines. If they disagree, you state you're the expert and who are they to argue.
@KenOath42And that my friend, is why Star Citizen is still in alpha 🤣
@The1stDukeDroklarThe original use case for generative AI. Ask a slop question, get a slop answer.
@glarynthCould i get a full script of this comedy sketch, its fantastic
@Brian-hc3qxI’ve been in this meeting so often
@rickreeves3781Hei, is that the same scientist in Project Hail Mary? Whoomp! There it is!
@azrulroyrosli3248Been there, experienced that. People are, mostly, fkn idiots.
@Bob.JenkinsWhen I was young, this was funny. Now it hits a little too close to home and makes me anxious 😂
I have discovered something though. Sometimes this is just a matter of communication breaking down; they are using terms thinking it means X, and us engineers are hearing those terms and knowing it means Y. The trick is to (hopefully) identify what they're really asking for. Maybe instead of perpendicular lines they really mean intersecting. Maybe instead of transparent ink they mean a faded red / partially see-through, etc.
Of course, sometimes what they actually want isn't possible, in which case the ideal scenario is working with them to determine something that is possible that still helps solve their initial problem; it helps when management is not overly prescriptive with a solution, and are open to other ideas.
A modern version of the Turbo Encabulator.
Corporate nonsense wrapped up in it's own self importance.
7 red lines.
See.
Done it with white lines.
I can do this.. please contact me
@bee2718Hyperspace and Eigenvectors are a thing!
@ak4710I saw you on Project Hail Mary!!!
@DRiveraNat202026 ? Still valid !
I am actually working on a similar projet ... Someone will get fucked by behind ! Hardly ! Without lube or consent !
Just draw the lines in 6 dimensions (we can pretty safely ignore the transparent one)
For the green ink we'll need some extra budget to make paint that works like butterfly wings.
On molecular level it should be green but through the correct scattering of the light we can make the line look red.
Alternatively, draw a cat in 5 red lines and 1 green line, possibly swap the green one to red after feedback.
Also, hire a balloon artist as a consultant for the cat balloon.
Why is this still hapening? Maybe we should send this video to agency and clients... just saying.
@PoutineManHe touched her. 12 yrs ago it seems that this wasn‘t causing concerns
@pwa8453This is frighteningly close to reality.
@user-sw8vc2rv5sGeometry is so “rightest.” Words can be so restrictive. Leftists have all the dreams, all the good ideas.
@duanelinstrom4292